ABY, GINGER, POSH, SCARY & SPORTY...?! Remember?!



I'm gLad! All sOo gLad! I've been hearing this news since last mOnth pa and God! I'm sO happy!
Let's be HONEST! I'm a GUY but I must admit i grew up singing and Dancing their Hits!
SPICE GIRLS are RE-UNITING for the LAST TIME! YES! You hear it Right and CLEAR! Spice Girls are BACK!
and there's no stopping Girl Power to them! They've grown matured and they are up to the Music History again being the BEST SELLING FEMALE GROUP OF ALL TIME in MUSIC HISTORY!!!

Deff Check this Out... It's called "HEADLINES" off from their New Album "Greatest Hits"




Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)
Spice Girls
SPICE GIRLS: Greatest Hits

The time is now or never to fit the missing piece
To take this song together, you make me feel complete
We fall into the future and trough the looking glass
The light shines over our heads and so it comes to pass...

To go beyond the surface, to reach into your soul
This love is not demanding: My heart has told me so
I'll hold on to my hero with faith enough to fly
The power to imagine will keep this love alive

Let's make the headlines loud and true:
I wanna tell the world I'm giving it all to you
Let's make the headlines loud and clear:
The best things suddenly happen when you are here
If I lost my way you'd carry me home
Take me all the way to heaven, never leave me alone
And it's just like everything matters when you are near

And it feels so good, every bell's gonna ring
Your love is alive and it's making me sing
I could fly, wanna cry, want the whole world to know
We are together, come on baby lets go!

And words get to be spoken, will fall upon the page
Spelling out true devotion, is all we need to say

Let's make the headlines loud and true:
I wanna tell the world I'm giving it all to you
Let's make the headlines loud and clear:
The best things suddenly happen when you are near
(Just remember, friendship never ends)
If I lost my way you'd carry me home
Take me all the way to heaven and never leave me alone
And it's just like everything matters when you are near

Let's make the headlines true this time:
There's no hiding from this magical state of mind
(I feel love, I feel, I feel love)
If I lost my way you'd carry me home
Take me all the way to heaven and never leave me alone
And it's just like everything matters when you are near

Let's make the headlines loud and true
Let's make the headlines...
Cause I'm giving it all
I'm giving it all to you

Quote of the Day!




wala akOng patatamaan...feel like posting this...Ok!


"Aanhin pa ang condom kung pareho naman kayong bottom!?"
(What's the use of a condom when you're both bottoms!?)


Indeed...True!

CELEBRITY URBAN LEGENDS

Here are six incredible and even preposterous urban legends on local celebrities:

1. Snake CharmerFirst heard: Late '80s.The lowdown: Robina Gokongwei has a twin, a giant serpent, whose secret lair is located beneath Robinson's Galleria. When it's time to feed the snake, a trapdoor opens in one of the Galleria's fitting rooms, sending one unlucky shopper down through a maze of pipes and into the snake-pit. One day, Alice Dixon was in the wrong fitting room at the wrong time. Lucky for her, the serpent fell in love with her and decided to let her go.Truth factor: As likely as Alice resurrecting her career.


2. Lightbulb MomentFirst heard: Late '80s.The lowdown: Richard Gomez is Jaime Zobel de Ayala's paid lover. In the course of one intercourse, Zobel shoved a light-bulb up Goma's rectum because he's that kinky. Unfortunately, the glass broke and poor Goma had to be rushed to the emergency room.Truth factor: C'mon. Zobel, with all his riches, can afford to buy a titanium dildo. You actually think he'd use some cheap store-bought bulb?


3. The Elevator IncidentFirst heard: Early-to-mid '00s.The lowdown: Ting. Elevator door opens. In walks Gretchen Baretto, also known to her family as Satan, and her entourage of yayas and bodyguards. Another woman enters the elevator right after her. Deeming the woman unfit to be sharing the same space as her (and her Bulgari jewels), La Gretta proclaimed, "please tell this woman to get off my elevator", to which the woman retorted, "please tell this woman to get off my building." It turns out that the woman is Mrs. Yuchencho, a member of the clan who owns RCBC plaza. Exit la Gretta.Truth factor: Smoke, fire, you know the cliche. Plus, she doesn't really hide the fact that she's an uber-bitch.


4. Miss Hooker WorldFirst heard: Mid '90s.The lowdown: Ruffa Gutierrez may have lost the prized Miss World crown in 1993, but her exposure in that pageant helped turn her into a globe-trotting, world-class prostitute. With her mom as pimp, Ruffa snagged high-paying clients and eventually, settled down with Turkish mobster, Ylmaz Bektas.Truth factor: You know there's a little truth to it when the source is your distinguished law professor.


5. Pinay Winona RyderFirst heard: Mid '00s.The lowdown: Pretty, fair and demure Lucy Torres is a shoplifting freak. Her thievery has escalated to the point that she can't shop without being followed by an assistant who pays for every item she's lifted. A security camera at Rustan's captured Lucy doing the Winona hand-trick and the footage found its way to the desk of Karen Davila. The Kapamilya station agreed not to air the video in exchange for unknown favors from Goma.Truth factor: There's something quite off with Lucy. Maybe this is it?


6. Death in Dos PalmasFirst heard: 2002The lowdown: On March 29, 2002, at the Dos Palmas resort in Palawan, bedimpled matinee idol Rico Yan, now Saint Rico, died due to "cardiac arrest following a rupture of the pancreas." Those in the know, however, claim that Rico overdosed with a cocktail of illegal drugs and that on the night of his death, Rico banged a hooker who was delivered and paid for by his dear friends, Dominic Ochoa and Jana Victoria.Truth factor: Isn't it a little strange that they didn't release his autopsy report? Hmm.



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NakU! Moments In Beauty Pageants...


Before we scoff at beauty queens, consider their circumstance: Strolling down steep staircases in stiletto shoes (ala Miriam Quiambao); hecklers in the audience (ala Ms.USA Rachel Smith); ; facial muscles paralyzed from smiling all night. And then they have to answer, "How do you subvert patriarchy while raising the national GDP of Rwanda?" (Oh! Naintindihan niyo ba yun?! tsk! tsk!)


well, itO na ang maibabahagi kOng mga mOmEnts ng mgagirLs with totaL bEauty with ampfness in bRains! Unfair tLga minsan nOh! perO marerealize mO na Ok lang kasi bObeng cLa! Hahaha!


1.) Siya si Jeani Anderson (Bb. Pilipinas 2001)*The question: "Which would you choose: beautiful but not too smart or smart but not too beautiful?" Watch the video for Ms. Anderson's answer. The look on Gloria Diaz's face: priceless. (hahaha! Kalowkah!) PanaLo ka girL!

see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p7zmb1saqs


2. Melanie Marquez, Ms. International (1978)Host: Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollars. Would you also do the same?Melanie: No, of course not because I am contented with my long legged.(Ah! oO! LONG LEGGED!!! CGE PAGPASENSYAHAN NA NATIN!!!!)


3. Karen Espino, Mutya ng Pilipinas (1995)Judge: Would you be rather be beautiful or intelligent?Karen: I think I'd like to be intelligent because I love being with intelligent people. Because aside from being intelligent, you learn things from them. And as the saying goes, you learn things from intelligent people.(OO RIN ATE! ULITIN MO PAH! CGE PAH! CGE! GOOOO!!!!)



4. Unknown, She's Got The Look.Host: What is your favorite motto?Girl: Umm.. ( scratches head)Host: (whispers to her ear, "Time is gold")Girl: My favorite motto is Chinese gold.(YAN! DYAN KA MANANALO TALAGA! DAKILANG BOBENG KA TALAGA!)



5. Unknown, Mutya ng Pilipinas.Host: Since it's Mother's Day naman, batiin mo nanay mo.Girl: O sige. Happy birthday mom!(yan ang intelligent! Following instrunstions! BUMATI nga talaga! Malay mO ba kung birthday talaga ng nanay niya diba?! Ahehehhe!!!!)

"Chippy, I can't hold back my feelings any longer. I must tell you that I... I love you."

"Oh Munky. How long have I waited to hear those words from you. See, I love you too..."

Then, as the two little chipmunks held each other in a tight embrace, a speeding monster truck, out of nowhere, drove through both of them, leaving behind one gooey mess.

--- The End ---

(Moral of the story: Don't stand in the way of oncoming traffic.)