"Chippy, I can't hold back my feelings any longer. I must tell you that I... I love you."

"Oh Munky. How long have I waited to hear those words from you. See, I love you too..."

Then, as the two little chipmunks held each other in a tight embrace, a speeding monster truck, out of nowhere, drove through both of them, leaving behind one gooey mess.

--- The End ---

(Moral of the story: Don't stand in the way of oncoming traffic.)