I've seen this article somewhere on a site...I Love English subject and I use to tell friends and people that (hindi sa pagmamayabang!) No One can mess me in English!

But then, I saw this article and I can't help my self enough to think na... NOSE BLEED talaga ito!
super mega "Epistaxis" (medical term sa nosebleeding
Na-SHOCK akO! Sabi kO, ang galing naman ng taOng ito!!! (kung sino at nasaan ka man ngayon!) IpagpapatayO kita ng Monumento na mas mataas pa sa monumento ni Melanie Marquez na may tagline... "BEST in ENGLISH and Beyond the Universe!
AstEeeg!!!

The so called paalala of the article...
"Sa Makakaintindi nito...CONGRATS!"

(click image to enlarge...nang mabasa mo talaga!)

Oh anO?! TaLbOg diba?! sabi na sayO eh! hahahaha!
kung maibabalik kO lang ang English namin nung 2nd year at may tinatawag kaming "KILL THE SHARKS" (meaning you have to ommit the mistake or faulty in sentence) eh siguradong PINATAY KO NA LAHAT ng BALYENA sa LETTER na itO!!! waaaah!!
kakalokah!!

Advice dun sa girl na si Marije alam mo Girl, OKEY LANG!!! As in OKEY LANG! siguro eh likhang Bobeng din ang Lolong Ex mO! Magsama silang magral for 20 years! Sana magkaintindihan sila! Swear! And sO what diba?! Size doesn't matter pero kung ang size naman ng mEmOry mO....IT DOES MATTER! grabeh! Aanhin mO ang kasEksihan kung ang alam mo lang namang sabihin nang tama sa letter na yun ay, "there you go". haay! don't worry, you may have "you're very very very fat body" but i guess "your so like may braincells naman inside the of your forehead" HALA!! nahahawa akO...!!!

Enough nah!!!

I REST MY CASE! thank yOU!